Tom Davenport

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Thanks to Stuart Braithwaite of Mogwai for linking to this brilliantly funny Daily Mail headline generator:

ARE MUSLIMS HAVING SEX WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY?

COULD TEENAGE SEX DEFRAUD MIDDLE BRITAIN?

HAVE TEACHERS BURGLED THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

Instant laughs at the touch of a button. Have fun.